Why do men like dirty jokes ?? Simply most men like to laugh (yes men are simple creatures) .... it usually starts from young ages and it starts with bathroom humor ,juvenile humor and it evolves by age and gets cruder ... It's also kind of like being part of a secret club. It's kind of a bonding thing. When guys share adult dirty jokes, they are opening up to each other, sharing a laugh, and experiencing a brief connection. Women wouldn't appreciate that however even among themselves.
Dear followers ,,, I realize that all of you at this point are women and starting a guy humor kinda subject might cost me half of you but that's a risk am willing to take for half of you didn't even wish me a happy birthday ... (see how i got you guys feeling guilty now for not telling me a happy birthday and yes it's too late now)
that being said its time to share my 21 YEARS of wisdom with you now that i turned 22 (yeah it isn't over yet expect some more bitching) ,,,, my wisdom so far being some medical info and the power to make anything sound dirty and some lousy photography skills sorta ,, I realize how some medical tricks might be very handy in some emergencies but I rather not share them as they might be very dangerous in the wrong hands and that leaves me no choice but to perv things up ,,,,so lets go through some basics ,,,
1st ,,, never underestimate the power of the wink wink ... you can make anything sound dirty just by adding wink wink at the end of the sentence ,,, observe
exterior ,,, teayana at prayer time
the waiter : sorry sir we can let you inside but we can't serve you now.
me : you can serve me anytime you want wink wink.
( I am not proud of this but I did what I had to do to get inside and not wait for the prayer to end )
another one ? ,,, ok
a friend : hey man are u coming over ?
me : ya am coming wink wink ...
One of the most important tricks to learn is how to train you brain to spot the words and verbs that can be played to your favor by either just changing the tone of your voice.stressing the word or even just repeating it .
for the sake of your practice you can start with this sentence and see how many ways can you make it dirty
"does that have nuts in it ?? am allergic, i can't eat nuts"
Last but not least it has to be a funny joke, don't just start saying dirty words and calling body parts if its not in a funny context. Although that sometimes work.
Even After All
- Don't you just love it when one of your parents sends a dirty joke to you by mistake.
- Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
- A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
- If you haven't figured it out yet the keyword is NUTS.
