So for the 1st time I found out that bipolars are treated in psychiatry hospitals. For those who arent medically oriented bibolar disorder means you are cycling between two states between depression and over excitation one moment ur happy and hyper the next ur sad and depressed sometimes both at the same time. Now I dont know why it classifies as a psychiatry disorder 'coz that just describes me when am watching a football game especially if its the Saudi national team (oh snap !!! ).
Psychiatry is a major topic I honestly dont know where to start but studying it has made me wonder what defines sanity.The dictionary defines sanity as the state of being sane; soundness of mind. Obviously the definition is too open for interpretation I mean whos to say that every one isn't sane in his own little way that helps him get through the day in this not so sane world.
I mean haven't you ever eaten your skittles by a color order ? haven't u ever cursed your computer for freezing up then apologized for it ? havent you ever talked to yourself then realized that people can hear you ? you can deny it all you want but eventually everyone has his corky little habbits that he thinks no one else does but you'd be surprised and with all that mentioned what makes a difference between you and someone whos locked in the loony bin. Yea perhaps because you hide it so well or perhaps because u know that if you dont keep you corkyness on a leash people will actually start to think you are lets not say crazy but lets say eccentric ,,,
So is it a bad thing to be a little eccentric ? After all some of the most revered figures in history were notorious eccentrics of the top of my head Albert Einstein. well no its not a bad thing Dr. David Weeks a neuropsychologist at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital states eccentrics are less prone to mental illness than everyone else. (because eccentrics are not crazy). According to studies, there some distinctive characteristics that differentiate a healthy eccentric person from a regular person or someone who has a mental illness (although some may not always apply) :
- Nonconforming attitude
- Idealistic
- Intense curiosity
- Happy obsession with a hobby or hobbies
- Knew very early in his or her childhood they were different from others
- Highly intelligent
- Opinionated and outspoken
- Unusual living or eating habits
- Not interested in the opinions or company of others
- Mischievous sense of humor
- Usually the eldest, or an only child
So at the end just embrace your weirdness and don't let the others get to you because you are a special person (as your mom been telling you all along zingggg!!!! am sorry i couldnt resist).
Even After All
- Q: How many bipolar's does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: Depends on what mood they're in.
- Insanity : doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
- If you talk to God you are praying, If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Men like dirty jokes ... I know you women all over are thinking "well maybe u like dirty humor u perv but my husband/brother/boyfriend/father doesn't " ..well let me tell you something almost every guy I have ever encountered in my life from various ages enjoys sharing or hearing the occasional crude joke even those who appear conservative at first look, will often surprise you with a joke that they spring on you.
Why do men like dirty jokes ?? Simply most men like to laugh (yes men are simple creatures) .... it usually starts from young ages and it starts with bathroom humor ,juvenile humor and it evolves by age and gets cruder ... It's also kind of like being part of a secret club. It's kind of a bonding thing. When guys share adult dirty jokes, they are opening up to each other, sharing a laugh, and experiencing a brief connection. Women wouldn't appreciate that however even among themselves.
Dear followers ,,, I realize that all of you at this point are women and starting a guy humor kinda subject might cost me half of you but that's a risk am willing to take for half of you didn't even wish me a happy birthday ... (see how i got you guys feeling guilty now for not telling me a happy birthday and yes it's too late now)
that being said its time to share my 21 YEARS of wisdom with you now that i turned 22 (yeah it isn't over yet expect some more bitching) ,,,, my wisdom so far being some medical info and the power to make anything sound dirty and some lousy photography skills sorta ,, I realize how some medical tricks might be very handy in some emergencies but I rather not share them as they might be very dangerous in the wrong hands and that leaves me no choice but to perv things up ,,,,so lets go through some basics ,,,
1st ,,, never underestimate the power of the wink wink ... you can make anything sound dirty just by adding wink wink at the end of the sentence ,,, observe
exterior ,,, teayana at prayer time
the waiter : sorry sir we can let you inside but we can't serve you now.
me : you can serve me anytime you want wink wink.
( I am not proud of this but I did what I had to do to get inside and not wait for the prayer to end )
another one ? ,,, ok
a friend : hey man are u coming over ?
me : ya am coming wink wink ...
One of the most important tricks to learn is how to train you brain to spot the words and verbs that can be played to your favor by either just changing the tone of your voice.stressing the word or even just repeating it .
for the sake of your practice you can start with this sentence and see how many ways can you make it dirty
"does that have nuts in it ?? am allergic, i can't eat nuts"
Last but not least it has to be a funny joke, don't just start saying dirty words and calling body parts if its not in a funny context. Although that sometimes work.
Even After All
- Don't you just love it when one of your parents sends a dirty joke to you by mistake.
- Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
- A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
- If you haven't figured it out yet the keyword is NUTS.
