Take me to your leader !!!

If you think that this post is about a sci fi movie such as star trek or star wars or any star related ever made show, movie, spoof, youtube, mini series or theory ,,, then i shall mock you doing this sign

If you are here because you believe that there is life in outer space then i shall mock you some more by saying take me to your leader bleep bloop.

So why am i writing about aliens and stuff ? I dunno i was watching Armageddon for the millionth time the other day and i realized some stuff ,,, why is it always that the united states find out about the aliens/meteor/nature disaster/earth core changes that is going to end all life on earth as we know it ? ... like really ? you are telling me that there are no other scientists/telescopes/weather centers/earthquake centers any place else out there ? so here's your Major story hole ..

Of course then you are stuck with the DRAMA ,,, i mean don't get me wrong i love the drama ,,hell sometimes i go phishing for it ( am bringing the PH instead of F back its gonna b so phresh) but anyways the drama in these movies are always a bit exaggerated ,,, but nothing new ,, your usual hero who dies to save others and your usual a high ranked officer or government personnel who everyone hates and is trying to do a drastic thing that would usually mean the hero dies but the earth lives ,,, and of course the main hero who usually never dies ,,, you might think he dies but in the last 3 mins you find out he lives...

The story line is usually the same no matter what the difference is ,,,, theres always something threatening our beloved little planet and theres is always a team who's trying to save it ,,,, but here's what i think is the million dollar idea (perhaps even more especially if i get a hot shot director to adopt my idea ) ,,, why is it that its always aliens who are trying to invade us .... why aren't we the planet with the top advanced technology and cool gizmos(this is pretty true)  who's planet is running out of suitable living conditions(also true ,, the global warming is happening people....naah am just messing with you tree huggers out there ,, global warming is a myth) ,,, so yeah i was saying why don't they make a movie where humans invade aliens on their sad old tech planets where they still use floppy disks and listen to music on Walkmans ... why don't they make a movie where humans abduct aliens and probe them and insert tracking chips in their brains ,,, i know that you are blown away by my geniusness ,,, i am speechless myself ...

All that being said ,,, i don't think that all life will end on earth by aliens who want to enslave us for no apparent reason or robots who need us as battery no ladies and gentlemen its the geeks and nerds of the human race who are going to bring man kind to its end ,,, i mean you all remember the whole CERN black hole experiment ,,, when scientists want to create a black hole ,,, i dunno why i don't like the sound of it especially if we take in consideration the great Murphy unwritten rule of life "if any thing can go wrong it will"

that being said .... i am off to search who am i going to mock next ...

Even After All

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  Could it be that the "9rob"  are Aliens walking among us ?
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  Why is it that people who spot the UFOs always take lousy pix ,, its 2010 we have HD cams Aholes get a better camera.
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  wouldn't be great if the "9rob" were indeed aliens then they decide to leave our planet and go back to their mother planet ?

MJ Cuisine

Yes ladies I cook *smug look* I must be the ultimate man * smuggier look* . Seriously though I was just in the mood for cooking and I wanted to share these coupla recipes with you ,the nice thing about these recipes that they dont take long time to do and with minimum effort and ingredients. The 1st dish is my signature dish sort of speaking its the steak with the dijon mustard sauce . This dish is simpler than simple yet it gives a great taste all you need is :

• Some steaks ( i preffer to cut the steaks and work with steak strips to cook them with the sauce which adds to the sauce a nice thickness and flavour )
• Whipping cream ( not whipped cream )
• Dijon mustard
• Butter
• Salt & black pepper

Get a nice frying pan thats a little deep or a pot and put it on the stove add around 2 tbspns of butter (use butter as ghee or oil will not give the same taste)

Add the steak and salt and pepper to taste and cook the steak strips till they are cooked to your taste ( but usually steak strips cant be cooked to different temperatures like medium well and rare )

when the steaks are cooked start adding the whipping cream ( usually between 1 and a half cup to 2 cups ) u can choose weather u want the steak to be floating in the sauce or just a little bit i use around 2 cups for 3 whole steaks ,stir for a little while and then add 1 tbspn of dijon mustard and start stirring you will find that the sauce started getting a nice light bronzish color and it will start getting thicker .

at this point you can taste the sauce if you are happy with it then voila you are done if not you can add some more dijon if u feel like you need more powerful flavour or if the whipping cream is too much.

NOW this 2nd dish goes very nicely with the steak we just did or you can do it as a nice side dish with other stuff and as well doesnt need a lot of effort all you need is :

• Potatoes
• 1 large kraft cheddar (blue can)
• Red onion
• Milk
• Butter
• Flour
• Salt and black pepper

you start by boiling the potatoes and grating the cheese (a little MJ tip if you alwayssuffer from the cheese sticking to the grater just put a few olive oil drops on a kleenix and whipe the grater with it ) and cut the onion to nice thin strips. When the potatoes are ready peel them and dice them into thick chips.

bring a pyrex and start laying the potatoes on the floor till its all covered and make sure to salt them to you taste because if you dont salt them now they will be saltless and just add a pinch of black grounded pepper. between the potatoe chips you can add some onion stripes ( don't add much its just to add some flavour and few ones will do the trick).

now you should have something that looks like this or even better ( my kitchen was crowded and my parents were all over

dad : the steak seems burned .

5 mins after

mom : the steak seems uncooked.

once you have the 1st layer down and all the potatoes sliced start making the cheese topping

in a pot over the stove add 2 tbspns of butter and 2 tbspns of flour and start mixing them for 30 seconds or so till its doughy like then add one cup of warm milk and stirr it for a couple of minutes and when its hot enough start adding the cheddar cheese few bits at a time and stir it till theres no cheese lumps and its one creamy thick mixture.

take it off the stove and add just a little on your potatoes in the pyrex and put it aside and start doing another potatoe layer the same way you did the first layer and dont forget the salt and the few onions . when the 2nd layer is finished add the whole of the mixture and cover the top of it.

stick it in the oven on broiler(shwaya) for 5 mins just to give it a nice golden color ,,, it should look like 3 minutes before this ( again the kitchen was crowded )

there you have it two nice dishes that when i did them everyone liked they go great together and if you want to keep the potatoe dish as a side dish and serve the steak with white rice it also works great .

your final dish should look something like this .

Bon apetit

and looking forward to hear your critique